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We all know that Stephen Colbert is smart and resourceful. Now, as he detailed on ‘The Colbert Report’ (Weeknights., 11:30PM on Comedy Central), we can all benefit from his smarts should the apocalypse unfold.
Colbert’s produced his very own “safe haven.” Even better than that, it’s “one that you don’t have to share.” Sounds good, right?
Now, The Live Box 10 may look like a chest freezer, but we all know that looks can be deceiving. And as well as being economical, it’s also easy to use: In case of apocalypse dig a 6-ft hole in your back yard, hop inside the Live Box 10, and get your loved ones to lower it into the hole, a.k.a. “the survival comfort zone.”
Then you can wait in comfort for the end of the apolcalypse and for the US economy to rebound. An extra $600 buys you a headstone fancy marker so people in the future will be able find you and reanimate you.
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